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The jaw-dropping Ottawa Christmas store you have to see

by Laura Byrne Paquet
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When was the last time you spotted Christmas ornaments shaped like weightlifters, tennis racquets and kilted Santas playing bagpipes—all in the same store? Unless you’ve ventured into Tinseltown Christmas Emporium in Ottawa’s Hintonburg neighbourhood lately, I’m willing to guess “Never.”

I visited Tinseltown earlier this week while researching a story on Christmas décor for the Homes sections of the Ottawa Citizen and Ottawa Sun. (Look for it in the papers on December 14.)

store wall covered with christmas ornaments, statues, garland, stockings and lights at tinseltown christmas emporium.
A trip to Tinseltown Christmas Emporium is not for the easily distracted.

The shop is jam-packed with holiday decorations from floor to ceiling. Among them, you’ll find just about every ornament you can possibly imagine—and likely a few you can’t.

There are Grinches and angels, golf carts and basketballs, snowmen and wise men, Linus and Lucy and Schroeder. And more. So much more.

ornaments resembling salsa, wine bottles, hamburger buns, cannabis and other items hanging from hooks on a red wall
Clever marketing, putting the cannabis ornament near the salsa and hamburger buns. But I found some ornaments resembling miniature bags of Doritos elsewhere in the store, and that seemed like such a missed opportunity.

And that’s just the ornaments. There’s also a big table of miniature shops and houses that you can combine into a Christmas village. Tinseltown also sells nativity scenes, tea towels, tablecloths, aprons, tree skirts, mechanical merry-go-rounds and artificial trees.

Seriously, you could spend hours in here. Hours.

But don’t take my word for it. This is an instance where a picture really is worth a thousand words. So here are a few photos to inspire your own Ottawa Christmas decorating schemes. You’re welcome.

Wait…an operational carousel?

shelf with carousel and nutcracker ornaments and christmas snow globes
The merry-go-round is mechanized. Did I want it, for the sole purpose of driving our kittens insane? Oh yes. Yes, I did.

Props for including the classics

display of figurines from rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, including santa, the abominable snowman and hermey the elf
This little tableau warmed my heart. I miss stop-animation cartoons. And I still say that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has the best songs of any classic Christmas special. (Well, perhaps tied with A Charlie Brown Christmas. But that one is really in a jazzy category all its own.)

Colour coordination can spark existential questions

shelf with silver and gold angel, tree, penguin and reindeer ornaments
I know it’s good to colour coordinate your Christmas displays, but the juxtapositions can be a bit weird. I mean, I don’t usually think of penguins hobnobbing with angels…although, really, there’s no reason why they wouldn’t. But why are the reindeer wearing livery? I just have So. Many. Questions.

Bet you don’t have a man in a pink flamingo pool toy on your tree … yet

large selection of ornaments depicting gay men, on a red wall, surrounded by garland
High above a doorway, this utterly fabulous collection of ornaments almost escaped my notice, until I glanced up and thought, “Are those mermen?” Not to mention the drag queens, as well as a few guys who look like extras from the video for “YMCA.” Well done, Tinseltown.

Sweet, sweet nostalgia

boxes of vintage-style glass ornaments
Hands up, everyone whose family had ornaments like this on the tree in the 1970s. We had boxes of them, but they were incredibly fragile. I was tempted to buy these replacements, but then I remembered “incredibly fragile.”

May all your Christmas villages have ostriches

I was momentarily confused by a giant ostrich prowling the streets of this Dickensian village, but then I saw that it was outside the Zoological Society. Fair enough.

One last word to the wise

Don’t come in here wearing a backpack, as I did. Unsurprisingly, the place is busy (I even bumped into an Ottawa Road Trips reader, which was fun!), and the narrow aisles are lined with delicate-looking items. I spent most of my visit terrified that one random sneeze would send a bunch of crystal snowflakes or ceramic Santas crashing to the floor.

You’ll find Tinseltown Christmas Emporium at 1096 Somerset Street West in Hintonburg. These days, it’s open seven days a week. And no, this isn’t a sponsored post. I just had too much fun in this store and couldn’t resist sharing.

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